BIRTHDAY

Birthdays are no time to start behaving yourself. Our fill-in-the-blank birthday postcards give you the setup, then let you decide what sort of celebration the birthday guy or gal has coming. Grant dubious wishes, encourage reckless behavior, predict an undignified future, or ignore the facts altogether. Inspired by 1960s bubble-gum trading cards, pulp fiction covers, comic books, and people old enough to know better.